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This is.... well, something, that's for sure. - Review written on August 18, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5
This movie was so bad it almost made me ask for my money back. I can't explain why I love it, though. It wasn't Godzilla bad, not even Gamera bad. It was just plain, out and out, bad. There were rocket launcher toting slugs and acting so painful I needed an aspirin. But, it was fun.
My friend and I were alone in the theater so we made fun of it at every turn. From LOLDragons ('It eats me!' and 'I'm in your city, eating your reincarnated virgins!') to pop culture to inside jokes, we made fun of this movie and had a wonderful time. (At one point we broke out into Fett's Vett by M.C. Chris. It just seemed to fit.)
Watching the movie a second time just wasn't as funny. But the first time was such fun, we didn't even ask for our money back. We're waiting to pick up a copy so we can inflict this pain upon a new audience, an audience which needs punished but not killed. D-Wars should do the trick.
So bad I'm Speechless - Review written on August 06, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5
1 customer found this review helpful.
I can't even imagine how to put how bad this movie is into words. I'll try. Let me start by saying that I never saw it coming. The trailer looked good enough. The movie started out ok, with a little too long intro/back story with some interesting CG work that was obviously made to spoof the old Japanese monster movies (or the Power Rangers for you kiddos reading this review). After that, things went downhill... and fast. There was so little effort made to connect you to the present day hero/heroine that you never cared about whether they ever lived or died. Even my kids agreed. The CG dragons, even the little ones, were all made realistically enough. But that in no way makes up for how awful the storyline was. Some are saying to watch this movie for the CG dragons. Please trust me that it is totally NOT worth it. If you must, rent it, skip to the last battle scene, watch that and that alone, and save yourself any effort to painfully sit through this thing.
End of my review
Now, for the play by play. You by no means have to read this as it contains some big spoilers, but here goes...
My emotions throughout this movie were: 1)Initial curiosity 2)Wait for the story 3)still waiting 4)Present day comes and... Initial fears that this is all the story we're getting 5)What the heck was that? Was that supposed to be a fight scene outside the bar? Oh, please don't tell me this is the indicator of the level of action sequences we're going to get 6)Camera man friend of the reporter makes a couple of deadpan remarks that make me think there may be some redeeming value to the movie coming up at some point 7)stomach drops as I realize suddenly that there will be no redeeming value to this movie 8)my face melts off from the anguish boiling up inside me 9)confusion sets in... and again... and again... and again... 10)Please let the main characters just die so this movie will end now 11)YES THEY DIED! 12)Yes, I knew they couldn't have possibly died, but I was sure hoping. Ok, I've made it this far, I can watch this ending action sequence 12)Hey, cool battle... except why suddenly does this cave look like it is outside? oh, wait, the dragons look the same. Which one is which? What is going on? Wha... 13)It's over. Whatever. Let me just turn it off and grab something for the indigestion I now have.
A HILARIOUS PUT-ON OR THE WORST MOVIE EVER? EITHER WAY, A BAD MOVIE MUST-SEE! - Review written on July 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5
When the folks behind DRAGON WARS decide to sic that giant snake and those prehistoric dino-birds on downtown L.A., the movie becomes enormously watchable. Until then, there's nothing to indicate that anybody involved with this unintentionally hysterical fantasy knows what the hell they are doing. Funnier when it tries to be serious, this one's for connoisseurs of the Bad Movies We Love. (And you know who you are.)
With its competent creature effects and even an homage to THE PHANTOM MENACE, (Of all things), you'll roar with glee over writer-director Shim Hyung-rae's insanely convoluted plot about how every 500 years, a girl is born who, at the age of 20, will grow - for lack of a better term - a giant glass energy ball inside of her, which must then be cut out -- killing the girl, mind you! -- and offered as a sacrifice to either the "good" Imoogi or the evil Buraka, two giant serpents who will transform into dragons if they eat said magic ball. To explain all this, we have Robert Forster as the reincarnation of an ancient Korean warlord, and some truly fashion - and acting - impaired leads in Amanda Brooks and Jason Behr. The latter plays a reporter who rather hilariously leaves his black friend behind to get killed in almost every perilous situation.
In the opening minutes, a narrator explains that 500 years ago a girl was born who can turn a serpent into a dragon. The first girl, a Korean lass in the 16th century, has been reincarnated as a dull Southern Californian named Sarah (Brooks). The snake and some crypto-medieval army are after her; yet, as befits some certain pretty L.A. girls, she's clueless. Her dreams of doom get her institutionalized, but a young reporter named Ethan (Behr) - reincarnated himself, maybe from the 16th-century Korean Tom Cruise - knows what's up and tries to keep her alive.
Beachfront make-outs and mysterious clothes changes ensue.
The computer-generated birds breathe fire on people. The helicopters empty round after round on the relentless snake. The snake lunges at cars and slings them 200 feet. The cameras whoosh between skyscrapers and plummet with burning helicopters and dying birds. (The sequence with Behr and Brooks caressing on a rooftop while bullet casings rain down on them is truly special and should have director Michael Bay writhing with envy.)
Shim was obviously going for an adventure with a GODZILLA-like feel, but the camp panic and mock seriousness undermine his efforts at every turn. And some of the dialogue suggests a John Hughes version of THE LORD OF THE RINGS: "The fate of the world rests on your shoulders," says wise old Robert Forster to Jason Behr. "Deny this. And you will deny yourself everything. Even the girl."
Hoo-boy! Cue the Psychedelic Furs and batten the hatches.
Watch it for the Dragon Wars, not the acting - Review written on July 19, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5
Honestly, I have seen most of the actors in this movie elsewhere, and they are all WAY better than this. Their acting is uniformly flat, and that may seem funny to some, but to me it's just plain BORING. The story has potential, and even though the exposition scenes are awkward, I kept finding myself wishing the actors would PLEASE, OH PLEASE, GET PASSIONATE ABOUT SOMETHING!!! But, then again, I didn't buy this for the acting, I bought it for the dragons.
And the dragons ROCK! Let's be clear here: No one bothered to see this movie because Jason Behr was in it except for a few lonely female fans of the old Roswell TV show. No one saw this movie expecting the next great franchise-starter like Spider-Man or Star Wars or Lord of the Rings. Nope, we watch this for the DRAGONS.
The CG dragons are awesome, and it gives me a new appreciation for how Asian dragons can be conceived and executed. I have seen well-done dragons and mediocre dragons and even some horribly bad ones, but these are so entirely different and well-conceived that you've just got to rewind and watch the fights again. The snake-like dragons, the turtle-like dragons with rocket launchers, the flying and the 'raptor dragons -- but really, the masterpiece is the Celestial Dragon at the end. My son and I kept going back through that last scene over and over. The Celestial Dragon was just so graceful and deadly and majestic all at once. Just beautifully executed.
Who cares if the jump from LA to that Never-never Land where dragons duke it out is the worst transition in modern cinema? Who cares if the army of evil dragons is vanquished way too easily? We want to watch flying dragons and Blackhawk attack choppers fighting over LA! We want to watch the two big guys finally face each other! We want to see how the good serpent intends to outwit the bad serpent and gain the girl's dragon mojo! We could care less about the acting.
So, 5 stars for awesome dragons and fights, 1 star for acting and story development, which averages out to a solid 3 stars. Like dragons? Buy this film. Like good action sequences? Rent it. Looking for romance and intrigue? Find another movie to watch.
Great effects but the bad outweighs the good! - Review written on June 02, 2008
Rating: 2 out of 5
When I saw the preview for this movie, I was looking forward to seeing the film. The whole premise was interesting and, to be honest, a lot of countries other than the U. S. have been making some original and interesting movies (such as Japan and their horror movies). This film is a dud, unfortunately.
The story revolves around dragon folklore in ancient Korea, where two mystical dragons await the arrival of a special young woman's twentieth birthday. At this time, the young woman, who has been born for the sole purpose of giving either the good or bad creatures the ability to become powerful celestial dragons, falls for the young man who is trained to protect her and see that she completes her destiny. The two lovers run from their fate and die before she can bestow the special gift from heaven on either creature.
Now, in present day, both are reincarnated, along with their old mentor, to finish the task that was their lot in life. All this sounds pretty good but the entire movie falls so short of its promise. The acting by all of the cast is weak, as though none of them cared anything about the story. The editing was very sloppy and the horrible dialogue is, at times, cringe inducing! The reason I gave two stars to this train wreck of a film is the special effects. The dragons and other mythical creatures are incredibly well done and a pleasure to watch. This is the one reason to see this film. You will not be treated to a great plot or award-winning acting, by ANY means, but the CGI created monsters will be worth your while.
Add this to your dvd library? Only if you are a CGI fanatic who enjoys nothing more than watching cool creatures on film. If you are looking for a good story and good acting...keep looking!
A Messed Up Mish-Mash of Mayhem - Review written on May 09, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5
1 customer found this review helpful.
One word for this movie - ugh. The biggest problem with this film, and there are many problems with this film, is that it seems to be edited by someone using all the finesse of Freddie Kruger slashing up a screaming teenager. Scene changes are frequently abrupt, and flip to unrelated, often confusing, acts. The film's prologue is too long, and often snooze-worthy. I can suspend my disbelief long enough to allow for a gi-normous snake to rampage around a city, looking for someone. I can't suspend my disbelief long enough to allow for virtually no one interrupting their day-to-day lives while a huge snake tears up their city. In the world of Dragon Wars, apparently no one ever heard of the concept of "evacuation". Hang out; dodge pieces of building torn loose by the big snake; grab a cappuccino; and go on with your day. The hero was tiresome; the military and FBI were portrayed as incompetent; and the whole situation was tiresome. I found myself rooting for the big, bad, snake to take them all out, and end the misery that is this film. The best part was the end of the film. One reason: the film was over! Another reason being the final scene was actually well done, with a great CG fight scene between two CG snaky-dragons. The actors actually provided some good acting in the final sequence, although the hero's presence was a big band-aid for one of the multitudinous plot holes.
Don't waste money on this dragon dud.
Interesting Twist on Dragons.. - Review written on May 03, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5
After reading this guys review - E. Osworth "Author and Consultant" - it made me think a little more before I started my own review.
As far as effects go, I rate it 5 Stars. The story, not so much. The characters seem very shallow. And the story as well. For example if your looking for something to stimulate your mind, well this is about a 2 inch pool of water. It's not very deep. But if your looking just to be entertained, well its a 2 inch pool of water that spans over a mile wide.
So if your looking for a lot of great effects..and action, and dinosaur's chomping on people, and small flying dragons taking down apache helicopters and vise versa.. well this is the movie for you!
Because it has all of this.
One of the things I liked in this movie, is the fact, that the soldiers and the dinosaurs/creatures/dragons..serpents, are not invincible. It was so awesome to watch bullets take chunks out of the enemy. Now that.. was paying attention to eye candy.
Anyways over all its nothing great, when you average it out. 3 out of 5.
Seemed like it could have been good, but... - Review written on March 31, 2008
Rating: 2 out of 5
once again, I find myself exceptionally disappointed with a dragon movie (past disappointments being "Dragonheart" and "Reign of Fire"). From the previews, it looked, at first glance, that D-Wars got it right. You had a battle royal betweem dragons and their allies against tanks and attack choppers within the steets of a crowded city (and this sequence is why this movie get the second star from me).
Unfortunately, that is a small portion of this movie. The rest is about flashbacks and "destiny" and prophesy and "mystical only way to win" scenerios. No, the military can't defeat the dragons, only the "good snake", whatever it was called, can by eating the heroine's essence.
The final battle was also far too dark and hard to view. Overall, major disappointment.
5-10 Minutes of Cool CGI Can't Save a Horrible Story/Movie - Review written on March 29, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5
I saw a preview for this movie when watching another DVD. I guess they showed all of the great scenes of dragons destroying a city in the preview. Because those 5-10 minutes of the movie were the only ones even possibly worth watching. If I had to do it all over again, I wouldn't even spend $3 on a rental. I'd wait until it was on network TV so I could watch the destruction scenes for free and skip the rest and watch something else.
This story is so disjointed and makes no real sense. Every 500 years with the ability to make a dragon superior. If it's a war between the good & bad dragon for the power, why is it that only the bad dragon is out & about and fighting in the city? The good dragon lets all the destruction happens and waits in a cave for the girl to be brought there? Get real! This would have been better if the two dragons had armies and were fighting each other over the city.
The girl with the power is under quarantine, but a news reporter trying to help her gets let in by a doctor who likes him on TV. Then, when the bad dragon attacks the hospital, the doctor (for unknown reasons) breaks in and says "You have to get her out of here. Take the stairs" And in a crowded hospital only one car is in the parking lot? Whatever!
The story is hard to follow & hard to get into or believe for one minute. How a giant dragon is crawling on a building but no one sees it or knows it is beyond me (guess the city is blind until tanks roll down the streets). All key players are reincarnated....umm okay. And the Army is led by a guy that gets hit by a car (twice). Oh..and the guy falls in love with "quarantine girl" when they stop to gather their thoughts by walking on a beach (no less than 6 hours before he met her). Again...get real!
Some reviewers say this is supposed to be a comedy. Albeit, there are some funny parts, I don't think this movie is a comedy in any sense of the word. Just goes to show that good special effects can't save a move that is so horrible with a hard to follow story line, bad acting, and thoroughly painful time between destruction scenes. I am kicking myself for wasting the $$$ to buy it!
I'd give it 0 stars if that was an option but the 1 star is for the good CGI of destruction. Don't waste your money. Period!