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Turbo Man Mania - Review written on December 19, 2007
Rating: 3 out of 5
2 customers found this review helpful, 2 did not.
Wow did the Amazon critic not get a turbo man so he is giving sour grapes? Okay I personally lived through Star Wars, Cabbage Patch Kids, Transformers, and Beanie Babies mania so this movie makes perfect sense to me. Mean spirited and sending the wrong message to parents? Um sadly enough no message needs to be sent, it's out there already. Now I happen to like the comedy in this movie, and quite honestly when it gets down to it they finally try to show a little Christmas spirit at the end. This movie never takes itself to serious, so no one else should. Want to see an outrageous ongoing fight over a hard to get toy? Like you haven't already at Toys R Us, Walmart, or somewhere else yourself. A fun movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad. A few extras included in this Family Fun Edition. The DVD quality is good. Decent replayability for the whole family.
Jingle All The Way - Family Fun Edition - Review written on October 17, 2007
Rating: 5 out of 5
17 customers found this review helpful, 1 did not.
On October 16th, 2007, 20th Century Fox released Jingle All The Way - Family Fun Edition. This is the extended cut specially supervised by director Brian Levant. This runs at 94 minutes verus 89 minutes for the theatrical cut. This edition features the following additions...
1.) Instead of Howard going right after the woman in the car, he first sees another woman (Yeardley Smith) with a matching fur coat. He sees a TurboMan package in her bag and offers her money. She takes it and walks away. He takes it out and discovers that it is TurboMan's sidekick, Booster. He then runs after the woman in the car.
2.) In the following scene of Howard traveling to different toy stores looking for TurboMan, the 'Jingle all the Way' song is replaced by "The Christmas Song".
3.) A scene inside Howard's GMC when they're driving to Santa's warehouse where it shows Howard saying his "We've yet to see a sign of that supposed Turbo Man doll" sentence. The mall Santa doesn't sing his "Little Boy Who Santa Claus Forgot" song in the car.
4.) Additional dialogue in the warehouse, as well as the Mall Santa and all the other Santas singing a chorus of "Little Boy Who Santa Claus Forgot".
5.) The rock version of "Jingle all the way" plays as Howard fights the warehouse Santas
6.) An extra scene of Myron Larabee describing the Johnny 7 O.M.A gun to Howard.
7.) Additional dialogue between Howard and the cops at the warehouse.
8.) A scene with Howard riding home in a tow truck after his car had been stripped where he's rehearsing how he was going to explain what happened to him to his wife.
9.) An alternate ending: instead of the ending at the parade, the film fades back to Howard's house. He turns on the lights on his tree and everybody is happy. Liz says "It was so nice that you went to all that to get him that present.... so what did you get me?" It ends with a closeup of Howard looking horrified. This scene originally played following the credits (theatrical and home video versions).
Personally I prefer this edition cause I am a sucker for Director's Cuts...plus I do like this movie alot. This Extended Cut is presented in it's original theatrical aspect ratio of 1.85:1, a fullscreen version is not offered on this disc. If you like this movie and have the previous edition I would recommend upgrading, if you're new to this movie then this is the edition to get.
A holiday classic - Review written on January 22, 2007
Rating: 5 out of 5
1 customer found this review helpful.
Hollywood has welcomed a lot of great Christmas movies,and one of those great Christmas movies has,by now,definitely proven itself to be "Jingle All The Way". While not "A Christmas Story" or "Christmas Vacation","Jingle All The Way" allows itself to bring in both a Christmas spirit and dark comedy into itself at the same time (sort of what the first two "Home Alone" movies did),and is one of the most creative Christmas films to be made in Hollywood--which quite easily makes it one of the best Christmas films to ever be made and released.
This film allows its beginning to start off both well and informative by going into the life of businessman Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger). At the beginning of this film,while Howard has been able to maintain his career as a smart and successful businessman,things are not going well for him outside of his job. This is due to Howard missing out on several family events with his son Jamie (Jake Lloyd)and his wife Liz (Rita Wilson),which has lead to both Jamie and Liz developing less respect for Howard,and Howard constantly having to worry about the "friendship" of Liz and the neighbor of him and Liz,Ted Maltin (Phil Hartman),a single father who,while he may be nice,caring,and helpful,is also a little bit nosy and willing to win Liz over for himself--something that is Howard's worst nightmare.
However,despite the mistakes that Howard Langston has made as a father,Howard wants to make things better for him and his family--which is when Howard asks Jamie what he wants for Christmas more than anything,promising to buy Jamie the present. The present that Jamie wants is an action figure by the name of Turbo Man,the season's most popular action figure that has sold a lot of figures and made a lot of money--and is so cool that anyone Jamie's age who does NOT get one is going to be called off as "a total loser",something that Jamie does NOT want to become. In order to make things up with Jamie,Howard sets out to buy the action figure--only on Christmas Eve,when the action figure has sold out and Howard has forgotten to buy a figure from the request of Liz,which results in Howard frantically searching for the action figure,while he finds himself 1)competing to buy the figure with a mailman named Myron Larabee(Sinbad)who is on the same mission for his own son and is willing to do anything prevent Howard from beating him to winning the action figure,2)having to stop a con operation of the Turbo Man action figures lead by a mall Santa (John Belushi),and 3),of course,making his son happy while he makes sure that Ted does not steal Liz away from Howard.
If you are in the mood for a good Christmas film and a good laugh,"Jingle All The Way" is the film you want. Not only is the script well-planned out for the film's plot and the various events that occur throughout it with great humor and even some good morals at the same time,the acting here is a pure riot. While Arnold Schwarzenegger may not be Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey when it comes to the comedy film department,Schwarzenegger has proven himself to have a sense of humor over the years in some of his other films ("Kindergarten Cop","Twins",among others),and Schwarzenegger uses that sense of humor appropriately here and brings back his tough side as a more serious actor during the parts of this film that call for that kind of acting (most notably the scene with John Belushi),which pulls off this movie well. The other performances here are also really good,as well(Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad make a hillarious team here,and despite the fact that several people dismiss Jake Lloyd as whiny,Lloyd's performance as Jamie Langston is actually pretty good and finds Lloyd doing a good job at bringing the personality of Jamie onto the screen with the way a certain scene that feautures the character of Jamie),and are a large contribution to why this film is so funny. So,if you want a good Christmas film with a lot of holiday spirit and a lot of humor,put on "Jingle All the Way". It's a classic that will keep you entertained Christmas after Christmas,and will bring you non-stop laughter.
5/5
Jingle bells,jingle bells,jingle all the way! - Review written on November 27, 2006
Rating: 5 out of 5
A holiday favorite enjoyed by many families since its 1996 theatrical release. Howard Langston(current California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger) searches high and low for a highly popular action figure for his young son's Christmas present that immediately sells out. The figure's name is Turbo Man,and to please his son,Howard dresses up as the superhero,appearing in a Christmas parade. Howard and his wife(Rita Wilson) are separated and the wife's boyfriend(the late Phil Hartman) helps her Christmas-decorate the Langstons' home. The Langstons' son Jamie finally receives his Turbo Man action figure on Christmas morning and not only that,Howard and his wife are back together(she dumps her boyfriend). Watch for cameo appearances by Saturday Night Live veteran Laraine Newman and James Belushi,who plays a portraying Santa Claus in one scene. Graz,Austria-born musclebound Schwarzenegger quit acting when he became California governor. Since this film's video debut in or around spring 1997,it was viewed by millions first on premium cable(i.e. Home Box Office),then over-the air and basic cable. If you loved this film,you'll also love TOTAL RECALL,KINDERGARTEN COP,TWINS,the TERMINATOR trilogy,ERASER and COLLATERAL DAMAGE.
Non Traditional Christmas Movie That Illustrates The Commercial Slant On the Season - Review written on December 19, 2005
Rating: 3 out of 5
2 customers found this review helpful.
"Jingle All the Way", is an oddity in the huge offering of Christmas movies that get an airing during the festive season each year. While it certainly is not to everyone's taste and lacks the sentimental and affirming message of so many other offerings at this time it can also be viewed as a quite candid illustration of what has happened to Christmas for many people where commercialism has taken over from the original purpose of the holidays. Arnold Schwarzeneggar is not someone you would automatically associate with the likes of James Stewart, Bing Crosby and Bob Hope as a Christmas icon but aside from his "Terminator", type roles he has proven himself quite adept at broad comedy and he handles his frantic role in "Jingle All the Way", very well. Never could this movie be called a Christmas classic and I personally feel a bit uneasy with the message it is conveying about the Christmas season and what it represents but the best way to approach it is as the frantic, broad comedy it most certainly is, choc full of pratfalls and slap stick that makes it a definite variation on the more traditional Christmas fare being offered.
"Jingle All the Way", opens with harried salesman Howard Langston (Arnold Swarzenegger), missing yet another one of his son Jamie's (Jake Llyod)activites, this being his karate class award ceremony. Neglectful also of his wife Liz (Rita Wilson) Howard continually makes promises to both of them that he will find more time for family matters however his work always ends up taking priority. Howard says to Jamie that he will make up fo rhis neglect and asks him what does he especially want for Christmas. Jamie asks for the hugely popular Turbo Man action figure which has been largely out of stock in stores since Thanksgiving. So begins a mad scramble by Howard to find the elusive toy which takes him on a hellish trip through every major department store in the city. Along the way Howard encounters a very disturbing cross section of mankind from manic postman Myron Larabee (Sinbad) who is also seeking out the elusive Turbo Man for his own child, to a devious conman Santa (John Belushi), who tricks Howard into buying a fake cheap imported version of the toy from a scam production company. Meanwhile neglected wife Liz is having to deal with the unwelcome attentions of sleazy neighbour Ted Maltin who pretends that he is only full of the "holiday spirit", while having to explain to Jamie why his father hasn't been home all day on Christmas Eve and is about to miss the annual Christmas parade in their local area that he promised to attend. Only after Howard's own desperate behaviour sees him stoop to robbing Ted's own wrapped Turbo Man doll from under his neighbour's Christmas tree, does he see the error of his ways and an opportunity to well and truly make it up to his family arrives when he is mistaken for the actor who was to play Turbo Man in the Christmas Parade and takes his place. After rescuing his own son after he is selected as the prize winner of the last available Turbo Man figure above other jealous would be owners Howard finally is able to be the hero and role model that his son always wanted him to be and this also engineers a reconciliation with Liz who with the help of a well aimed serving of eggnog manages to get rid of Ted's very unwelcome attentions at the parade for a happy fadeout.
I suppose the main problem for most viewers would be that apart from the very cynical message this film conveys about Christmas, is the fact that there are really no likeable or identifiable characters in the whole story. Only after the admittedly amusing scene where Howard/Arnold breaks into his neighbours home to steal his wrapped Turbo Man but then suddenly realises what he has done and that this madness is not worth it, do we see even an ounce of humanity in any of the characters. Arnold Schwarzenegger does a fairly good job with the largely impossible character he is given to work with here and while there is no deep examination of his character his handling of the numerous pratfalls and confrontations with salespeople and rival shoppers, ie Sinbad, is quite amusing. While his neglect of his family obligations is something that is not right the characters of his wife Liz and son Jamie are also problematic in that they seem to have little to do but simply complain about Howard's neglect of them with little being given by them in terms of support for Howard's busy schedule. Sindab's playing of the obviously quite unhinged mail man and rival for Howard in the hunt for the Turbo Man toy is played very broadly and loudly and his dementia is actually at times quite disturbing to watch as is the Phil Hartman character of the sleazy neighbour Ted who hides his darker side under the cover of a supposedly gentle and loving man just upholding the Christmas spirit. It is however nice to see veteran actor Robert Conrad reappear on the big screen in the role of harrassed Officer Hummell who continually runs into trouble with Arnold Schwarzenegger's character in various locations throughout the movie. Supposedly based on the producer's(Chris Columbus) , real life Christmas shopping experiences it really is a festive experience you wouldn't wish on anyone with icons such as Santa Claus depicted as a devious con man and shoppers depicted as almost vicious hunters consumed by greed, materialism and hatred for their fellow man. Visually "Jingle All the Way", compensates for its tarnished message with beautiful locations shot around a snowbound Minneapolis/St. Paul region which gives the film at least a rich festive look in between all the madness.
"Jingle All the Way", would most definately not be for all tastes and I find the best way to appreciate it is to really remove any of the usual expectations you have in regard to Christmas movies and simply go along for the wild ride. Despite having a upbeat and quite predictable conclusion it certainly does show in a most unflattering light what has become wrong with much of our holiday season and how the pressures of getting that elusive last present before closing time often overirdes everything else and can make people do things they ordinarily know are wrong. "Jungle All the Way",is certainly guilty of being exaggerated and lacking in any subtlety but in my case a viewing of it makes me think more clearly about what Christmas really should be about and on that level I guess the film has real value. Sit back and enjoy the wild search by Arnold Schwarzenegger for that elusive Turbo Man action figure in the crazy Christmas offering "Jingle All the Way", soon it might just make you think differently about Christmas in the future.
GET THAT TURBO MAN TOY! - Review written on December 10, 2005
Rating: 3 out of 5
1 customer found this review helpful.
JINGLE ALL THE WAY is one of those Christmas movies that doesn't even consider the true meaning of the season, but focuses on what is sadly a true motivator: get that gift at any cost! We see people stampeding on each other, knocking over displays, all to get the Turbo Man Action Figure doll. (This movie is supposedly based on the 80s Cabbage Patch Doll craze). Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as a workaholic father who waits until the last minute to get his son the figure and on that fateful day, he does everything he can to acquire the doll. His nemesis is played by Sinbad, a postal worker who brings new meaning to the phrase "going postal" in his quest to get that doll. The late Phil Hartman shows up as Arnie's suave bachelor (make that divorced) neighbor who is too perfect and has his eye on Arnie's frustrated missus (the always delightful and underused Rita Wilson). We also get Robert Conrad as the harried cop who always manages to get in Arnie's way.
As expected, it's all mindless, but the one joke tends to wear thin and the over the top ending is just too too much, but it's all enjoyable if you suspend belief and can take Arnie's really bad acting (Perhaps Tom Hanks - Rita's husband - could have made it more enjoyable). At any rate, the kids will probably get in to it, and adults won't be bored, just a little sad that Christmas can be so commercialized.
Arnold's funniest movie!!! - Review written on December 09, 2004
Rating: 4 out of 5
2 customers found this review helpful, 1 did not.
Arnold can do comedy if given the right material, & here he is given just that, as a father & husband who is obsessed with his job that he misses his son's karate class, after promising to be there, to make up for his absense, he promises his son anything he wants for Christmas, which happens to be a Turbo Man action figure, which is the year's hottest selling toy, while waiting in line at a retail store on Christmas Eve, he crosses paths with Simbad as an unstable postman whose also on the hunt, as they push & shove each other & try desperately to one up the other in their quest for the sold out Turbo Man, anyone who has children will see the reality here, I work in retail, & this movie shows the dark side to Christmas shopping not seen in other films, I have witnessed parents acting just like Arnold & Simbad in this movie & this movie is a fuuny take on parents acting like idiots to please their children, especially Arnold who keeps running afoul a police officer(Robert Conrad) at every turn, at the worst possible time or the shopping mall where Arnold & Simbad do battle over a ball that a department store offers for a limited stock of Turbo Man figures along with other frantic parents pushing & shoving their way for the magic balls that the employees throw in the air, to Arnold running into a bogus Santa( Jim Belushi) who is a con man that offers Arnold a Turbo Man in a undisclosed location where Belushi & others have a black market operation that has Arnold fighting Giant & Midget Santas when he calls Belushi a crook, to the place being raided to Arnold & Simbad once again doing battle, everthing that can go wrong does here for Arnold, in addition to that, he has a neighbor(the late Phil Hartman) making moves on his wife & showing him up at every turn, especially by bragging that he already got his son a Turbo Man, this is the funniest Chritmas movie since Chevy Chase's "Christmas Vacation" & ranks second in my view next Chase's film, both movies show the pains and joys of Christmas & do not candy coat it in any way shape or form like other Christmas movies do, the ending may be a little bit out there, but overall a very funny movie with everyone playing their roles to perfection, If you don't have kids or don't work in retail, you just won't get it!!!
Some background on this movie... - Review written on October 06, 2004
Rating: 4 out of 5
8 customers found this review helpful, 1 did not.
I'm glad this movie is finally getting re-released since I've always liked it. If you *ever* want this movie, BUY IT NOW... here's why:
For those who don't know, this movie was pulled off the shelves about 3 years ago. Fox was on the losing end of a $19 million dollar lawsuit which claimed they had ripped off the script from a Detroit high school teacher (Brian Webster). Later, the award was reduced to $1.5 million. Meanwhile, Fox appealed the case which held off any payment until at least late 2003; however, Fox was forced by this decision to pull the movie off the market and excess stock was sent back to Fox.
Murray Hill publishing (the Plaintiff) had optioned a script titled "Could This Be Christmas" from Laurel as far back as 1993. The script was about two men trying to secure the last known Action Man doll on Christmas Eve. Murray Hill says they pitched "Could This Be Christmas" to Fox in 1994 and a year later Robert G. Laurel Lessnau learned of Fox's plans for "Jingle All the Way" which was penned by a script reader for Fox Studios.
On May 22, 2004, Fox won on appeal. Apparently they were able to show evidence that "Jingle All the Way" was based on a treatment that predated the pitch for "Could This Be Christmas" in 1994.
Murray Hill vows to appeal the case to the U.S. Supreme Court. Incidentally, Murray Hill's Lessnau died in September 2001, about 6 months after the company's court victory.
When the movie was pulled, you saw the price on this DVD skyrocket. Here on Amazon, if you search for "Jingle All The Way", you'll find an "out-of-stock" version. This is the one that was pulled. Notice that the price is STILL (as of today) between $26.99 and $132.57. Before this re-release was announced, the prices were all in the $100 dollar range. Some people obviously have seen the writing on the wall and have reduced the price of these used DVDs on the eve of its re-release. Some people, I guess, have not heard of this coming. Anyhow, if you want this movie buy one (or two) NOW before any further legal action makes it unavailable again. Then you can sell your extra here at Amazon for a hefty profit.
Commando meets A Christmas Story! - Review written on September 28, 2004
Rating: 5 out of 5
1 customer found this review helpful.
Arnold may not be a masterful actor in the vein of Cary Grarnt or Patrick Stewart, but his mammoth muscles and his one-liners made him great in action movies and his charisma makes him great in comedies. Of the latter category this is one of his best, where he procrastinates in getting a TurboMan doll for his son to make up for is missing of his son's karate ceremony. Little does he know that it is the most popular toy of the winter season (a la Tickle Me Elmo, which was a major craze the same year this came out) and that it is sold out everywhere.
With very limited time (its christmas eve and he has promised his son that he will go to the parade with him and his wife), Arnold tramples store managers, grabs toddlers, breaks into neighbors' houses, and even venturees into con-artist dens in search of the elusive doll. Because of this time constraint and mad pursuit it could jokingly be called Commando meets A Christmas Story! But this movie is pure fun all the way, aand Arnold still gets to deliver his share of beatdowns, even though he gets the crap beaten out of him by the con-artists mall santas (hilarious part). In terms of combat, good ol' Arnold turns in his Surplus City rocket launcher, uber gun cache, and his garden shed circular saws for remote control cars, a giant candy cane, and some of the coolest and corniest firepower he's ever used in the film's hilarious final half hour.
All in all a great family movie and one of my all-time favorite Ah-nuld flicks! Definately recommended!
Not a Bad Christmas movie... - Review written on November 05, 2003
Rating: 3 out of 5
2 customers found this review helpful.
Someone called this movie and its characters mean. I can only assume that this person has nver been out on a holiday rush to get the season's hottest toys...Tickle Me Elmo? Furbys? Beanie Babies? Well hey, sometimes it does get brutal out there as parents fight to get that toy.
Jingle All the Way may exaggerate it a little bit, but not by much as Arnold and Sinbad battle through the streets of Minneapolis to find the Turbo Man action figure. I've seen, on many occasions, parents racing through the stores to get to the store aisles just as the store opens, just like in this movie.
Mean? No..perhaps a bit misguided but both men just want to make sure thier kids have a great Christmas. Phil Hartman is hilarious as the slimy, anal neighbor, cozying up to Arnolds wife and Robert Conrad is a treat to see as a cop who is always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Look for Jim Belushi in a cameo as a dept. store Santa. Not a classic, but good escapist holiday fun.