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This Christmas made me kranky... - Review written on December 18, 2007
Rating: 1 out of 5
2 customers found this review helpful, 2 did not.
I saw the trailer for `Christmas with the Kranks' and immediately thought `stupid' but a few weeks ago my wife insisted that we watch it. I think `stupid' she thinks `could be funny.'
Go figure.
So we sit down to watch this fiasco and guess what...she converts.
There's really only so much that can be said about the mess that is `Christmas with the Kranks.' Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis are the worst they've ever been, which is still leagues ahead of Dan Aykroyd and the plot is just one of the worst I've had to endure. The gags are redundant and barely giggle worthy (except maybe the tanning scene, but that alone does not make this movie remotely watchable) and the whole `sentimental-heartwarming' scene at the end seems out of place even if it is (cough) sweet.
First let's review the plot. Luther and Nora Krank love Christmas. In fact they are the center of Christmas in their town. Then their daughter Blair joins the Peace Corp and informs mom and dad that she will not be home for Christmas. Luther then decides that this would be a good time for him to take Nora on a cruise, skipping Christmas altogether and enjoying some alone time. Little did he realize that skipping Christmas was `against the law' in his town. Yes, the villagers revolt and protest the Krank's personal decision which is not funny, it's stupid, because if anyone reacted to any of my decisions with such ridiculous animosity I would have them beaten.
Oh yeah, then Blair calls. She's coming home for Christmas after all (didn't she JUST leave) and she's getting married (she known him, what, three days) and wants her new fiancé to experience a Krank Christmas. So now, after burning every bridge in the neighborhood, Luther and Nora now have to gather all their `ex-friends' together for help in throwing the best Christmas party they've ever thrown.
The acting is just as atrocious as the plot. Allen and Curtis are obviously hamming it up because they have to. They realized shortly after filming that this film was a drag and so they decided to have fun with their mistake. I can respect that, but they are still very unfunny. Aykroyd is a mess. Walsh is the only `decent' actor here, playing his Scrooge type character well, and the last scene with him and Luther is touching even if it is misplaced.
It's safe to say that I loathed this film. In fact I'm thinking of skipping Christmas every year...oh wait...I already do...now what do you have to say about that (as I hide from angry mod with pitchforks).
Christmas with the Kranks; Funny, but Not - Review written on December 11, 2007
Rating: 3 out of 5
I thought that the ridiculous parts of this movie were very funny, but the parts which bordered on reality--the daughter suddenly arriving home as a "surprise" (thanks dear)which then causes the mother to throw the husband and his ideas over the boards and out the window, is rather depressing. I understand the concept of loving our children, but when they show up out of the blue, and we must decide whether to honour the needs/wants of our spouse or those of our children, all too often we allow our children to replace our spouses as our best friends. We did not marry our children; they were thrust upon us by genetics. We take care of them until they are able to fly by themselves, but once they are older--like Blair, who now is old enough to have a fiance (read "adult")--we must address the task of restoring our spousal relationships to their proper position of paramount importance. This movie fails miserably at this task, and so I find it to be depressing. Yes, the movie is a comedy, but this aspect of the comedy hits too close to home within a society where marital relationships have become grossly devalued. I believe a sillier impetus for the Kranks missing their vacation would have gone a long way in making this movie funnier. Ziggel & Egbert
"Never say 'honey hickory ham' to me again" - Review written on July 19, 2007
Rating: 2 out of 5
I find it amusing that, like the films of "Gone With the Wind" and "The Lord of the Rings", "Christmas with the Kranks" actually retains the final line of the book on which it's based, John Grisham's "Skipping Christmas". Clearly the filmmakers realized that most people, like me, didn't actually read "Skipping Christmas", but glanced at the last line in a bookstore at some point...
Yes, this is a mediocre movie. However, I think the level of vitriol in some of the reviews it has received, both on Amazon and elsewhere, is absurd. I love Roger Ebert and his books collecting negative reviews, but he reviewed "Christmas with the Kranks" as though it were a cultural document of the utmost significance. It's just a silly holiday movie!
One thing I certainly did not like about "Christmas with the Kranks" was the sequence of Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis visiting a tanning salon. People who use tanning salons greatly increase their risk of skin cancer, and I did not appreciate the depiction of this risky behavior on the part of responsible adult characters in a family comedy. But aside from that sequence, "Christmas with the Kranks" is a harmless piece of fun in which it hardly matters if the neighbors are in the wrong (as Ebert alleges), given that everyone teams up in the end anyway.
I'm Being Generous with that Second Star - Review written on December 25, 2006
Rating: 2 out of 5
5 customers found this review helpful, 3 did not.
I watched CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS this afternoon. So-so. It had its moments, but it never really found a rhythm...or a style. It tried for slapstick, farce, sentiment, message, etc., and never landed squarely on any one of them. Tim Allen is average and mostly believable, and Jamie Lee Curtis has been better in other things (like A FISH CALLED WANDA). But there was a nice supporting cast, including old timers like Austin Pendleton and Tom Poston. Nice to see them.
Roger Ebert and Leonard Maltin hated it. Roger gave it one star and said it wasn't funny, anywhere, ever. Leonard rated it BOMB. Ebert did point out one thing I thought was rather odd, that the couple's daughter has been gone in the Peace Corps for only a few weeks when she flies home for Christmas with her boyfriend. I mean, the movie opens at an airport the Sunday after Thanksgiving. A point is made of that date. Then when she phones from the Miami airport saying she's flying home on Christmas Eve, no one thinks anything of it. I didn't realize the Peace Corps was such an open thing that you could pick up and fly home scant weeks after you got there.
If you want slapstick humor in a Christmas movie, NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION is better. If you want schmaltz, neither one is satisfying. If you want true sentiment and charm, go back to when they really knew how to make good movies. Try MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET. Now there's a four-star winner!
Comical X-Mas Movie - Review written on December 20, 2006
Rating: 5 out of 5
5 customers found this review helpful, 2 did not.
Christmas with the Kranks was bombarded with way to many bad reviews I didn't get to see it until a few weeks ago. I was pretty much surprised to see those reviewers didn't actually gave this movie a chance to bloom. Maybe perhaps, they had read the book this movie was loosely base on. My family and I, however, pretty much enjoy this movie and would actually watch it again sometimes in the future. The cast interconnected with each other and the plots were simple and comical.
Luther Krank (Tim Allen) and Nora Krank (Jamie Lee Curtis) took a large bold step of the year to not celebrate X-mas for that year, since their only daughter went off to join the peace corps and after finding out their X-mas yearly are pretty much costly. Luther decided to bring his wife to go relaxing with him by taking a cruise. Neighbors and friends were pretty much appauled by this decision and Vic Frohmeyer (Dan Aykroyd) actually try to conviced them to celebrate X-Mas once more.
Everything goes well for the Kranks, except that Nora was about to gave into peer pressure, when their daughter, Blair (Julie Gonzalo), called in to dropped the news on them that she's coming home for X-Mas with the guy she loves. Hell broke loose and they tried doing last minute shopping and last minute decoration, alone. but the community fall in from shunning the Kranks and helped them create their famous X-Mas Party while Blair in on her way home thinking everything is ready for her and her guy.
This is totally in my light watch movie list for the sake of laugh and enjoyment of watching it.
Keeping up with the Kranks - Review written on November 05, 2006
Rating: 2 out of 5
2 customers found this review helpful.
'Christmas with the Kranks' presents the holiday season with a common ambivalence. Depending on one's take of Christmas, the season will be a festive celebration, a religious hallmark filled with meaning, or an ordeal filled with nauseating depression. (For most of us, it is a combination of all three.) Trying to cope with the forced pleasantries and crass materialism of a season saturated with meaning is a real struggle. So it is with Nora and Luther Krank (Jamie Lee Curtis and Tim Allen). As empty-nesters they face a particular vacuum when their daughter leaves for the Peace Corps and leave all reason for them to celebrate behind. Their solution? Skip the expense of the holiday trimmings and go for a cruise starting Christmas day. Cynically and brazenly, their neighbors and co-workers won't stand for it. Like the holiday police, they encroach the Krank's personal space as if they were criminals in the Great Holiday Conspiracy. Motives seem mixed. As they start, they save Christmas spending for their cruise, but, later refuse even the free holiday trimmings of Christmas carolers. What gives? Luther says, "It's the principle of the thing...Not even Nick Frohmeyer (M. Emmitt Walsh) can stop us." So it's keeping up with the Joneses, then--or in this case the Krank's--and their reputation with the rest of the neighbors. Included are prankster kids who launch a "Free Frosty" campaign for the coveted Krank roof decoration.
'Christmas with the Kranks' really has a frosty look at the holiday season--one that notably warms up as the movie goes on. One wonders why the Kranks couldn't take a few simple steps to make their Christmas plans easier; one that would combine purposes and take needed short-cuts to their sanity. But, that, of course, would delete a lot of the comedy. And, there are some big laughs to be had from this comedy flick. The previews give us the impression that '...The Kranks' would deliver a sack full of holiday laughs, but at least we get a quality stocking stuffer. It seems to at least have some heart--even if it does borrow (or steal) some important elements from great Christmas classics, notably 'The Grinch Who Stole Christmas,' 'Scrooge,' and 'A Charlie Brown Christmas'. For the latter, there's the scrawny tree bit. Anyway, for all its redeeming qualities, 'Christmas with the Kranks' presents an inconsistent and jaundiced holiday view that has the effect of tainted eggnog: It is sweet but leaves a bitter aftertaste.