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SEMPER VOMITUS - Review written on March 18, 2006
Rating: 2 out of 5
3 customers found this review helpful, 9 did not.
Ryan Reynolds is one of those actors you have to ask yourself: Why is this guy a movie star? Yes, he's quite attractive, but his acting talents that I have seen (AMITYVILLE HORROR, WAITING, BLADE IV) are certainly minimal. And he's got such a whiny, rather effete, voice. So is it possible that looks can make a career? Oh, well, maybe I'm just jealous? Anyway, this movie has some funny moments, and it has some out and out gross ones. The scene with the bulldog and the subsequent eclairs is just too nauseating to make me laugh. And when Tara Reid gets revenge on her conceited beau by giving him a protein shake with Colon Blow, the results are explosive, but funny? Hmmm...the story of the seven year college student who doesn't want to graduate and face life is the supposed plotline, but it's really all an excuse for sexual innuendo and gross gags. But yes it does have some funny moments indeed. Kal Penn is funny as Taj and Daniel Cosgrove is surprisingly funny as the egocentric Richard (or Dick).
Funny movie, even if everything in the genre will always be compared to Animal House - Review written on February 20, 2006
Rating: 3 out of 5
4 customers found this review helpful, 2 did not.
National Lampoon's 1978 classic college frat-boy movie, Animal House, has spawned legions of imitators, none of which truly hold a candle to the original. Now, National Lampoon is revisiting the college-humor genre again, and while Van Wilder is a decent comedy with all the necessary T&A (especially in the unrated version), it is nothing spectacular. One marked departure from the normal college debauchery and laughs is the insertion of a romantic love story line which, while a little weak, adds another dimension to this film. This is not highbrow film, but you may well enjoy spending an hour or so with this lewd, crude, laugh-out-loud funny comedy.
I simply love it! - Review written on June 15, 2005
Rating: 5 out of 5
2 customers found this review helpful, 1 did not.
Guys, this is one of the best movies i've ever seen. I mean, in its genre it's genial, gags are so fun you can't help to laugh even after some times you see it, while in other movies you stop laughing at the second time you look at them.
I don't want to spoil you the fun, but some lines are really something else, plus it is not stupid at it may seem. After all, the love story between Gwena nd Van is totally believable, and well done.
Yeah, definitely one of the best comedies ever, I liked it a lot more than American Pie.
Plus, there's Tara Reid...my, what an hottie she is...
Sick and Hillarious - Review written on April 08, 2005
Rating: 5 out of 5
Ryan Renolds and Tara Reid teem up in this hillarious National Lampoon entry that is sure to keep you laughing throughout. In this movie, Ryan Renolds plays Van Wilder, and Tara Reid plays Gwen Pearson. Van Wilder is a wild, carefree 7th year student at college, attending a party every night, and having nothing but fun. But when his father stops paying his tution, Gwen Pearson enters his life to do an indepth story behind the outer exterior of the famous Van Wilder. When she enters his life, things start to change for both of them, Gwen becomes more of an open hearted, carefree person, and Van becomes a more serious and focused. As the two personalities clash, nothing but mayhem and comical mischif lurks around every corner.
National Lampoons Van Wilder Sucks!!! - Review written on October 30, 2004
Rating: 1 out of 5
4 customers found this review helpful, 28 did not.
Ryan Reynolds (Blade Trinity, The Alarmist) plays the lead character in this totally boring, mindnumbingly crappy comedy about Van Wilder, the go to guy on campus. Tara Reid (American Pie 1 and 2, Urban Legend) plays the journalist who gets close to Wilder. This is suppose to be a funny movie? No it is not. The idiotic and tasteless gag jokes weigh this movie down and it does have a lot of potential but jokes about dogs testicles and filling cream donuts with the whatchama call it and this being National Lampoon, it's hard to imagine what the franchise was thinking putting this on their list. Kal Penn (Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Tvs Angel), Daniel Cosgrove (Tvs Guiding Light, Valentine), Paul Gleason (The Breakfast Club, Not Another Teen Movie), Erik Estrada (Sealab 2021, Chips), Edie McClurg (Ferris Buellers Day Off) star as well. Tim Matheson and Stephen Furst from National Lampoons Animal House also star. This is suppose to be a homage to Animal House but it is a insult more then a tribute
And you thought American Pie had a weird dessert theme... - Review written on October 19, 2004
Rating: 4 out of 5
6 customers found this review helpful.
National Lampoon brought the raunchy and raucous college world to the mainstream kids back in the 1970's with Animal House, which would go on to virtually springboard the careers of several of its stars, including John Belushi and Tim Matheson.
But for those of us who may have been born after the original release of AH and raised on films like the American Pie trilogy get a new version of Animal House for the new generation with Van Wilder.
Van (Ryan Reynolds) is the virtual definition of a slacker in the college world, having spent seven years attending Coolidge College. He is pretty much the life of the party and he revels in it greatly. It's only until his dad (Matheson) finds out that Van is still in school and places a halt to Van's tuition payment that he realizes that it's time to get his head in the game and find a way to graduate and pay tuition.
A story printed by the school's star reporter Gwen (Tara Reid) causes Van to become a party planner and raise the money for his tuition, along with the help of his closest friend (Teck Holmes of "Real World" fame) and his personal assistant (Kal Penn). When a relationship develops between Van and Gwen, Gwen's pretentious boyfriend Richard tries to put a wedge between them. When Van learns of this, he gets a little revenge in one of the most ingenious and disgusting ways ever devised (trust me, this has the humping a pie thing beaten hands down, no pun intended...)
Van Wilder is pretty hilarious in spots and somewhat disgusting in others, particularly the classic payback Van pulls on Richard and later on when Gwen also gets a little revenge on Richard when she learns a little something that Richard did behind Gwen's back. Also, Penn and Holmes have some gut-busting moments in support and is it nice to see Matheson deciding to continue his association with National Lampoon by bridging the gap between Animal House and Van Wilder.
A word of advice, though: if you have a weak stomach, this is not the movie for you. But if have that type of sense of humor that thinks that letting one rip loudly in public causes you to double over with laughter, then definitely check out Van Wilder.
Hillarious - Review written on April 21, 2004
Rating: 5 out of 5
2 customers found this review helpful.
I know you have heard about the dog scene, and probably will see the movie or avoid it because of that, but forget about it, that was one scene in the movie. The movie in a whole is hillarious and has characters that you either hate or love.
This has to be one of the best college movie in years and the best National Lampoons has done in a long time. They created an interesting and very charasmatic character called Van Wilder. A man who has been in college for most of a decade achieving legendary status, but no degree. He handles school like a politician, active in most facets, sports, art, social events, and renowned for his parties. But for some reason is afraid to graduate.
His character is what really drived the movie. He is funny without being mean, intruguing without being far fetched, and interesting to watch. The humor is all over the place, puns, word plays, situational, crude, as well as deadpan. But most importantly it creates a character that you not only laugh at and with, but actually care about. I wish he had gone to the colleges I have been to.
so as stated before, forget about the dog scene, and just watch the movie, you won't regret it.
That Poor Dog - Review written on April 05, 2004
Rating: 3 out of 5
I wish my college days were as interesting as Van Wilder's were. Since they weren't, I have to rely on this movie to remind me that some people have the ability to be quite extreme, even if it's just fiction.
This movie walks the fine line between decent comedy and crude humor. Sometimes it lingers a little too long on the crude humor side, like an entire sequence involving a dog, some eclairs, and the Delta Iota Kappa Fraternity. Even though I've been told they used creamed honey, that scene still makes me gag.
There are a few truely funny moments, like Taj's interview for Van Wilder's personal assistant, Sick Boy, the ice hockey challenge between Van and Gwen, and the running feud between McDougal's car and Wilder's golf cart. However, there are also equally disturbing moments like the eclair scene I mentioned, Richard's Northwestern interview, and Wilder's talk with the woman in charge of tuition payments.
Overall this isn't a bad movie if you don't mind some crude humor. Despite being a comedy there's a secondary plot that involves Van and a serious desire to not grow up, which you watch develop through the movie. It's one of those park your brain and just enjoy kind of movies.
Finally... another winner from National Lampoon! - Review written on February 22, 2004
Rating: 4 out of 5
2 customers found this review helpful.
Oh, it's not a masterpiece by any stretch of the imagination. And you won't see any Oscsr-worthy performances. What you will see, though, is a funny and entertaining movie. Which are the reasons why I thought we all watched comedies. Van Wilder is still at Coolidge College. For "the better part of a decade." His Dad decides to cut his losses and cancels the tuition check for the upcoming semester. How Van copes with that decision lays the groudwork for the rest of the film.
We find out that Van hasn't wasted his time at Coolidge, at all. Van is an above-average student, a partier, a philanthropist, a cheerleader, an inspiration to his fellow students, and, for the past couple of years has been just 18 credits shy of graduating. And for all of the right reasons. He just loves what he does, even if it is in college and not in the 'real' world. Gwen Pearson's (Tara Reid) job, as a campus newspaper reporter, is to find out what makes him tick. The rest of the movie lays out the ups and downs of raising the necessary tuition money ('Topless Tutors', for one) and the inevitable reckoning that it's time to move on. And it does it in entertaining and sometimes gut-wrenchingly funny ways.
"Van Wilder" is populated with unique characters and some interesting, almost cameo-type, performances. You'll see Erik Estrada, Curtis Armstrong and Paul Gleason in small supporting roles that still give them a chance to display their talent. My favorites are Taj, the Indian exchange student hired as Van's personal assistant, and Daniel Cosgrove as Van's soon-to-be arch nemesis. The movie is also loaded with hilarious scenes that play much like SNL skits. Examples? The entire scene on auditioning for the personal assistant's job; Van's visit to Gwen's house where he meets her parents; Hutch and the 'bong'; and Van's 'day in court.' Of course, if you haven't seen the movie none of this means much to you.
Which gets me to... see the movie. Now, I'm sure that some of you will hate it. Understood. I thought it was just a bit too sophomoric the first time I watched it. After the third viewing I was convinced there was a method to the madness and some subtle hints of genius are at work here. Oh, write that down.
Much Better than I Expected - Review written on February 22, 2004
Rating: 4 out of 5
1 customer found this review helpful.
The story revolves around the big man on campus Van Wilder(Ryan Reynolds). He is the most popular kid in the school and is known by basically everyone. However, he has been there for seven years and now his dad finally decides to stop paying his tuition. Van is determined to stay in school and turns to the aid of a secretary that he hires (played by the hilarious Indian actor Kal Penn). They come up with the idea of planning parties, and soon everyone on campus wants a party that has been planned by Van Wilder. Meanwhile, a reporter for the school paper ( Tara Reid), is determined to get the scoop on Van Wilder because no one ever has before. However, her boyfriend Richard ( Daniel Cosgrove) is the head of a geeky fraternity and is very jealous. He goes out of his way to make Van Wilder's life miserable. Now Van must be able to stay in school and impress the reporter while getting even with her boyfriend.
Before I watched this film, I was extremely skeptical. From the previews, it looked it was going to be horrible. However, since National Lampoon has had a pretty good track record when it comes to comedies, I decided to give it a shot. Van Wilder turned out to be one of the funniest films I have seen in the last 5 years. In fact, by the time the end of the film rolled around, my stomach hurt from laughing so much. Some of gags in this movie really push the envelope when it comes to disgusting and raunchy comedy. That is why my advice is to watch this film on an empty stomach, because a few of the gags will make you want to throw up after you see them. They are so raunchy in fact, that they make American Pie look weak by comparison. The plot of the movie is ridiculous and borders on being stupid, which is why I can only give Van Wilder 4 stars. But the movie makes up for it by providing non-stop laughs and tons of great gags.
If you are looking for a comedy to watch, don't pass up Van Wilder. This is the funniest college comedy I have seen since Animal House. I would even go as far to say that it is the Animal House of today. The 2 Disc DVD itself actually provides for some pretty good extras. The deleted scenes and outtakes are classic!!
"Animal House" gone "Wilder" - Review written on January 19, 2004
Rating: 3 out of 5
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VAN WILDER is both a good movie and a hit, a semi-remake of NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE brought into the millenium. It's funny, perverted, and gross. This is a man's movie. Ryan Reynolds stars as Van Wilder, a man who's been in college for six years and has no plans for getting out. He throws parties and fund raisers. He sets up guys and girls. He's the most popular guy on campus. Then he meets journalist Gwen Pearson (Tara Reid), who makes him realize that maybe he's just afraid of graduating. But soon, Wilder will have to make the big decision: graduate or drop-out! VAN WILDER is very funny. Most of the humor is sexual humor, including a very disgusting scene involving a dog and some cinnamon sticks. The Unrated Version is even worse! Reynolds is great, and Reid is good as well; there's a terrific soundtrack and the film is never boring. If you're looking for a good time and an outrageous Lampooner, you may have found it in NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VAN WILDER.