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Enjoy yourself and prepare to laugh! - Review written on February 18, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5
2 customers found this review helpful.
Wait - before we get started - if anyone out there tries to take this movie seriously, then shame on you. You're probably the same type of person of watched 'It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World' and said "But how could they go that far and never stop for gas?"
BTILC is a classic from start to finish! It's a movie that was made dripping in sarcasm and stereo-types and done so in style. The characters are supposed to be tongue-in-cheek. They're supposed to take themselves too seriously. They're supposed to be idiots and that's the thrill of this ride.
Regardless of what is happening on the screen, if you really want to have fun, watch the facial expressions and reactions that the actors give when they deliver their corny lines - it'll have you laughing so hard - it hurts. The timing of their dialogue and delivery IS this movie.
There is no reason to spout off details that will ruin the movie for you, but believe me when I tell you that you don't want to miss a second of this movie. The special effects are weak by today's standards, but even they work well when you watch it in 2008. The characters are priceless and as campy as we could every wanted them to be. Kurt Russell steals the show but he is supported by such a gifted cast of morons and fools that we never grow tired of any of them.
Here is one of those movies that never does allow you to get bored. It's a non-stop roller coaster ride that slaps you in the face every time you try to take it seriously. This is a wonderful adventure filled Sci-Fi from start to end but it's the stupid, quick and timely one-liners that will have you slapping your knee and begging for more. "Trade -ya!"
See this movie and I dare any of you to walk through Chinatown in one of the bigger cities (New York or San Francisco) and not find yourself peeking down one of the alleys, to see if there are creatures lurking about. Nothing beats a hardcore gang of china-men thugs who wear cowboy holsters and six-shooters. Go ahead... see if you can cut a beer bottle in half with a meat cleaver!
Thank you John Carpenter - this was one of your best.
One of the greatest movies ever made! - Review written on April 11, 2007
Rating: 5 out of 5
1 customer found this review helpful.
Funny, action packed, martial arts, magic, monsters, great (but cheesy) dialogue - truly representative of the Golden Age of Movies (aka, the 80's). The first time I saw this flick, I watched it once a day for 30 days. Did I mention that this is one of many of great John Carpenter films?
Get with it, 'cause for this price, you'll be thanking me for your trip through nostalgia!!
Big Trouble in Little China - Review written on March 29, 2007
Rating: 5 out of 5
1 customer found this review helpful.
The name is Burton, Jack Burton. Fun, action, adventure. If you have not seen this movie, I highly recommend it. Jack Burton belongs up there with Jack Sparrow, Indiana Jones, and Han Solo.
When the movie came out, I had hoped for the futher adventures of Jack Burton. Maybe someday someone will write them, for now, all we can do is keep a list of favorite Jack Burtonisms "Its all in the reflexes."
May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather! - Review written on January 25, 2007
Rating: 5 out of 5
1 customer found this review helpful, 1 did not.
As many have said before: You either get this movie or you don't. Predating mixed-genre TV shows like 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' by a decade, BTILC was an odd duck in 1986. Comedy, buddy action flick, thriller, drama, kung fu fest, fantasy, parody - it's all over the map and all of it is fun.
Just let it do its thing, sit back, and enjoy. The check is in the mail!
6 Stars :) - Review written on January 02, 2007
Rating: 5 out of 5
I LOVE this movie ... and if you enjoy light hearted action adventure movies with a great sense of humor and a crazy mix of action, magic, romance and effects, this movie may just be for you. This flick follows the adventures of one Jack Burton ... a "man among men", truck driving, gambling, fear no evil lover (if not officianado) of China Town and it's off beat culture. The craziness begins when Jack agrees to help one of his gambling buddies rescue his kidnapped girlfriend and accidentally runs over the reigning (and very ancient) spectral "wizard" of one of China towns most powerful gangs. Sound strange? It is ... in a truly wonderful way. And with lines like "Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors, the colors that never run. May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather." ... you know it's gonna be fun.
So grab your six-deamon bag, climb aboard the Pork Chop Express and hold on tight for a fun, crazy ride to the "hell of upside down sinners" and back.
No trouble in this action-packed fantasy - Review written on October 31, 2006
Rating: 5 out of 5
Big Trouble in Little China can easily be categorized as a John Carpenter Classic with its fantastic story, perfect star power, and fun-filled action. This Little China tale is non-stop from the first ten seconds of the film. You'll laugh, jump, yell, and maybe even cover your eyes from time to time (but don't worry, no horrific scares to be found!). In addition, seeing a younger Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, and Victor Wong is a blast in itself! I highly recommend this for some weekend fun with family and friends. Don't forget the popcorn!
Yes, the ultimate Mortal Kombat movie !!! - Review written on October 20, 2006
Rating: 5 out of 5
1 customer found this review helpful.
I think this is a thousand times better than Mortal Kombat the movie, because the 3 asian martial arts guys that came from the sky are way better actors than those on MK.
Anyway, this is something so amazing and has a superb soundtrack aswell (similar sounding theme song to Nightmare On Elm Street 1, maybe same guy composed the songs, gotta check it out), but anyway, this movie absolutely rocks in every aspect. The actors all did an amazing job, the story is original and outstanding, the direction is pure and dark with nice touches of colour, and the soundtrack is superb. Need I say anymore? No, I don't need to say any more, just get this as it is a classic and will remain a classic.