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Parody! How Dare you Max Brooks! - Review written on October 24, 2008
Rating: 2 out of 5
11 customers found this review not to be helpful.
I'm a hopeless geek when it comes to anything zombie-related. My review is biased accordingly. OK, that's out of the way.
As a movie maker or writer, there are two basic approaches to zombie "fiction": horror or comedy. It's not really fiction, by the way, as the zombie apocalypse is "reality yet to occur." Mark my words, my pulse-possessing brothers and sisters, mans' arrogance ensures that the spiritually weak, the haughty, the foolish unbelievers will all perish in unimaginable agony, torn and devoured by festering hands and rotted teeth...Dang it! Sorry for the digression. Where was I? Oh yeah...
I disliked the book for a few reasons. First, there's no fear factor. Yeah, yeah, yeah I know. It's not supposed to be scary. It's written in a serious survival guide format. Unfortunately, serious more often than not translates to dull. It's dull. Zombie material should NEVER be dull! Second, it's not zombie funny (see Revenge of the Living Dead or Stubbs the Zombie video game for very good examples of zombie funny). The humor in this book really reads like it was written by a junior high school kid. There are many instances where Brooks will suggest something like, "People who do XYZ will just become a walking buffet for the zombies." Maybe that's funny. I just found it to be a mood breaker.
I would have preferred a survival guide along the lines of
1. Very serious and "factual" (mock research, photographs, schematics, statistics, etc.)
2. Very scary narrative. Perhaps a survival guide in a personal diary written by a survivor
3. Something truly comic. Who doesn't laugh at the zany antics of zombies shambling about?
In short, I was quite disappointed. I give Brooks two stars for the great idea, but nothing more due to lousy execution. If he writes a follow up, sadly, I'll buy it anyway.
as a parent, surprised by the content and effect of the book - Review written on June 26, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5
6 customers found this review helpful, 5 did not.
I'm writing this review as a parent, in case there are any other parents who have heard of the book or seen it and are considering buying it for a kid. My son is middle-school aged and found the book in the bookstore and immediately started reading it. When he showed it to me I read the back cover (and laughed at a few of the Top 10 lessons) and spent a few minutes flipping through it. Info on terrain types, home defense, and equipment seemed exactly like the sort of thing my son would like, being a typical boy interested in the outdoors, survival issues, equipment, etc.
Once home he proceeded to absorb the book, but later told me that it kind of "freaked" him out. So I spent some more time flipping through it. The detailed, somewhat gruesome accounts of the physiology of zombies is probably what he meant. I then found the weapons chapter and pondered my wisdom in buying this book for my son. It's probably his favorite chapter, but be informed that it contains discussions of such things as which blunt instrument is best ("Can it crush a skull in one blow? If not, can it decapitate in said blow?") and the relative merits of weapons like Molotov cocktails.
Just be aware that its packaging is a bit different than its content and use caution when buying for a child or teenager.
A great toilet bowl reader, It'll scare the s**t outta you! - Review written on June 10, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5
Actually this is not really much of a scary book, and as others have said, and even the book says, is more humor based. It is a fun little read, with some great tongue-in-cheek passages. It starts out very strong, but lags in the middle. The end has some great stuff though.
I think somebody else mentioned it best as the type of book to thumb through here and there when you have time to kill. For zombie enthusiasts this is easily a 4 or even 5 star book, for everyone else, it is certainly worth a look or two, and is very original in its style. Check it out, I think most of you will be pleasantly surprised.